Wide Load

Today I ripped a pair of my pants...with my butt.

Now, to be fair, these are not maternity pants.

And they are about 6 years old.

And I already ripped a hole in the same area previously on the other butt cheek 

(while not pregnant)

So I'm not feeling too bad.

I guess my butt is growing right along with my belly.

I don't know if I should be happy or upset about that.

Perhaps it's time to give maternity pants a try, before I ruin all my normal-people pants.