Talking Over Dinner
Me: ...the man is the head of the family, but the woman is the --
The Husband: PANTS!
Me: ...no. Neck. The woman is the neck who moves the head.
...Why would you say pants?
The Husband: Haven't you ever heard that expression? "Who wears the pants in the relationship?"
Me: Yes, but I was talking about body parts...
The Husband: ...so?
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